Squeaka!

Okay. Here's what happened. I was minding my own business, chewing on my squeaka, when suddenly, there was a ripping noise. I ran around in circles. What is that noise?! I asked myself. Then, this white fluff came out of my squeaka, and a big plastic thing that squeaked came out, too! I decided to keep it out of view of the humans, especially Little She. She's a tattle tale. So I spread it all over the living room floor to make it invisible! But it didn't work! Little she came in and ran back out yelling, "Mom! Mom! Daisy got stuffing all over the floor!". Well, I was so furious I picked a fight with her. That showed her to never mess with Daisy Fox, queen of the wild back yard!